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Same Difference - Someone Like You This is a very unprofessional video of a performance by my NEW...

Nov 26th

(via bathroomwindow)

Nov 26th

inothernews: House Robert Sean Leonard will always be...

Nov 26th

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Paul and Ringo jam on the keys

Nov 26th

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Nowhere Man - The Beatles Live in Japan 1966

Nov 26th

“My question is: Will they detain him?” said Limbaugh....”
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Nov 26th

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themattsmith: nedhepburn: Roger Miller “Oo De Lally, Golly What a Day” When we were young, my...

Nov 26th

Tumblr doesn’t forgive. Why am I such a cunt? Thank...

Nov 26th

From VIP trips and hobnobbing with music...

Here’s to 2010. I’m thankful for all of it. I’m a piece of shit of a human...

Nov 26th

Okay, last of the self-spam, I swear. But this day was...

Nov 26th

hoarr: afghanistanbananastand: GPOYW- The “I don’t feel...

Nov 26th

Different night, same building. Jamie left her camera at...

Nov 26th

GPOYW The night we hung out on the roof of Starbucks after...

Nov 26th

You in the back… I know what the middle finger means.

Nov 26th

“I stared hard at the shot of the cathedral on the TV. How...”
— Raymond Carver, “Cathedral”...

Nov 26th

bathroomwindow: YES

Nov 26th

Boooo… the 100+ squats and lunges I did (weighted) last night are starting to catch up with...

Nov 26th

I am FINALLY done with my Economics...

Now vacation can REALLY begin! Hayley is coming to visit tomorrow. Tonight will be spent with Elie...

Nov 26th

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Nov 26th

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brooklynmutt: Sarah Palin Doesn’t Rule Out Running With Glenn Beck in 2012? mediaite I think...

Nov 26th

What? It's the truth.

cute trainer: Hey! What's going on?
me: Just squeezing in a quick run before I eat an entire pumpkin pie.
(Life is about balance!)

Nov 25th

“Shitter was full”

Nov 25th

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krisitay: Your Rocky Spine — Great Lake Swimmers

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Ft. Hood soldier hand delivers letter to...

Nov 25th

I'm making Steel Magolias Christmas...

discodazzler: If all goes well, Designing Women is next. I love you so flippin’ much.

Nov 25th

“Nations have recently been led to borrow billions for war;...”
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Nov 25th

ohryankelley: Best rapper alive I watched The Carter...

Nov 25th

(via ringoknowsbest) November 25, 1968: The Beatles, aka...

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I say cutest couple… and the connecting thought is...

Nov 25th

Kaitlin Olson & Rob McElhenney Cute couple or cutest...

Nov 25th

"Chicks aren't funny"

We had a very interesting conversation about this tonight, and yes, men contributed valuable...

Nov 25th

10,000 and 10,001

brooklynmutt: DayDreamer (ylstacy) you were 10,000 thank you for the congrats. another idiot on...

Nov 25th

brooklynmutt: 10,000 posts reblogged: Just one more, you...

Nov 25th

I have a new screenplay idea.

and just like that, a new lease on life. It’s been a long, LONG time since I’ve had any...

Nov 25th

Partner preferences:

Doesn’t mind I’m not a morning person. Hopefully he isn’t, either. Has at...

Nov 25th

Stupid f'n Donny Osmond!

I had a whole rant worked out about how Mya winning Dancing with the Stars was all a part of...

Nov 25th

I've entered another dimension

Jerry Rice vs. Michael Irvin dance off was…. freaking surreal.

Nov 25th

Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick, And think of you ...

Nov 25th

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heymikewaskom: rottingblog: The Allman Brothers Band - “Whipping Post” ...

Nov 25th

maddiehope: Need to hug. Oh, Benicio.

Nov 25th

Nov 25th

Dustin, the bathroom always gets me, too.

Nov 25th

kateskute: palahniukandchocolate: lucyinthesky87: What...

Nov 25th

katie - earache cure

Get a cotton sock and put about a cup of uncooked rice in it. Tie the sock off in a knot, to make a...

Nov 25th

Sarah Palin's "Real Americans"

nathanieljames:afghanibanani: clingtomymouth: mostabortedsamo: neswasfunohbtwthisisphil: -Walk...

Nov 25th

Sarah Palin's "Real Americans"

clingtomymouth: mostabortedsamo: neswasfunohbtwthisisphil: -Stopped educating themselves after...

Nov 25th

shannoneffingheath: mcgonagall: we almost hit a deer on the way to school today. only in north...

Nov 25th

A transparent Sea Cucumber One of 17000 new underwater...

Nov 25th

A Month In Helmand: The Soldiers’ Stories

Nov 24th

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mattgorman: Drive-By Truckers - Like a Rolling Stone I may have posted this before, but I really...

Nov 24th

I love the tone of a story

electricpencils: written while listening to Drive-By Truckers. Helps me get back to my white...

Nov 24th

jesuisperdu: thesoundandthefurry: Dan Auerbach of The...

Nov 24th

“So, to recap: we have indefinite detention, military...”
— Glenn Greenwald (via orbit48)...

Nov 24th

Congresswoman Sanchez (D-CA) calls Chevron's...

Nov 24th

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Reason To Believe - Bruce Springsteen

Nov 24th

you can't get yelled at if it's not an...

scottfriday: misanthropic-byproduct: scottfriday: fact: i wish i could have lived my entire...

Nov 24th

National Geographic Photo Contest

Nov 24th

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“Should more troops be sent to Afghanistan? How Many? And When?” 9/26/08 debate, John...

Nov 24th

“Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.”
— George Washington, on Barack...

Nov 24th

“Fascism should more appropriately be called corporatism...”
— Benito Mussolini

Nov 24th

What would the human being side of you...

Have you ever watched an elderly person fall, and not help them up? Have you ever had a bleeding...

Nov 24th

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The case for Cormac McCarthy “The Coin Toss” - No Country For Old Men - topping Paste...

Nov 24th

Critter, the library, Tumblr, and you!

Nov 24th

It’s so weird when you guys blog OCMS, and I’m sitting next to Critter.

Nov 24th

Out of 195 facebook friends, I win.

My friend did this “friend most likely to…” survey on facebook, and she picked me...

Nov 24th

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William Tell Overture - Mickey Mouse and Friends Gioachino Rossini cover

Nov 24th

ilovecharts: All 193% of Republicans Support Palin, Romney...

Nov 24th

jasencomstock: sexartandpolitics: Is this the 90s? We’re shocked by choreographed oral sex...

Nov 24th

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I’ve Been Loving You Too Long - Otis Redding

Nov 24th

“For a start, did Hasan or Muhammad ever say what...”
— Christopher Hitchens -...

Nov 24th

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themattsmith: Da Bush Babees f. Q-Tip : 3 MCs

Nov 24th

first night in the new place!

Just got back from Patrick’s b-day party. Wish me luck!

Nov 24th

“Sam, do you remember how much China per capita was income in...”
— My economics prof, today ...

Nov 24th

will my ego ever recover from the savage...

No, probably not. Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms…

Nov 24th

inappropriate joke of the day:

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? … All of ‘em

Nov 24th

Arthur Fry He invented Post-Its. For real.

Nov 23rd

This is a baby whale and a mother whale, together.

Nov 23rd

kerr: solaris100: From the book ”Gentlemen of Bacongo:...

Nov 23rd

“To that extent her performance over the past year has been...”
— Those Who Follow Sarah Palin...

Nov 23rd

“We’ve had presidents who were beloved, who...”
— The President’s (played...

Nov 23rd

“People want leadership, Mr President, and in the absence of...”
— Speech Writer Lewis Rothschild...

Nov 23rd

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emdasher: Martha Wainwright - C’est Toujours la Même Histoire

Nov 23rd

Natalie Portman’s color blocked number for the...

Nov 23rd

The Who expected to finalize contract for the...

Nov 23rd

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Actor - St. Vincent ft. [Grizzly Bear’s] Daniel Rossen From Basel, Switzerland 11/22/09

Nov 23rd

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Hard To Explain - The Strokes From the album This Is It, topping NME’s top 100 albums of the...

Nov 23rd

herestothehalcyon: afghanibanani: Josh and I, at the...

Nov 23rd

“To see how, you have to understand two processes. The first...”
— Corporations: The Real Reason...

Nov 23rd

The artists in the AMAs are the...

themattsmith: Love you Love you too. :)

Nov 23rd

The artists in the AMAs are the...

themattsmith: It’s fucking entertainment.  Lighten up, don’t watch, and concern yourself with...

Nov 23rd

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Cat Power - Patterson Hood Happy Monday

Nov 23rd

Sweet dreams, friends!

Nov 23rd

“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered...”
— Charles Darwin I need to...

Nov 23rd

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davidkendall: tamburina: I don’t think there is enough...

Nov 23rd

The artists in the AMAs are the...

goldenrat1o: They are conglomerate, corporate, money-machine, talentless hacks. They are a...

Nov 23rd

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You Got It - Roy Orbison

Nov 23rd

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Runaround Sue - Dion & the Belmonts

Nov 23rd

This is a whole cake made out of a ton of Hostess cakes. I...

Nov 23rd

chimpmagnet: I knew what you meant.  But my reduced maturing level wouldn’t let that get in the...

Nov 23rd

whut the eff. I retyped that sentence to make sense, chimpmagnet. I know you knew what I meant, but...

Nov 23rd

I still think Lady GaGa sucks.

chimpmagnet: (via afghanibanani) I’ve never punched a woman in the stomach before, but I...

Nov 23rd

I still think Lady GaGa sucks.

Nov 23rd

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kerr: Devendra Banhart - ‘16th & Valencia’ We don’t know where to go (we know where to go) /...

Nov 23rd

Our spot Guadalupe River, Kerr County, Texas

Nov 23rd

Josh and I, at the river 11/22/09 Guadalupe River, UGRA...

Nov 23rd

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Instant Karma - John Lennon and we all shine on…

Nov 23rd

“I don’t understand why Bambi can’t talk like a...”
— Me Context redacted

Nov 23rd

What do you suppose the over/under is on...

Nov 22nd

M.A.S.H.

Josh and I just played a wicked game. He is going to marry Jake Gyllenhaal and have a masion in San...

Nov 22nd

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kerr: Paradise City mixes hand drawn animation, computer generated graphics, and live action to...

Nov 22nd

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Monkey Wrench - Foo Fighters

Nov 21st

tesslynch: happy fakesgiving. You are such a goddess,...

Nov 21st

tragos: mumblelard: wolverine turnovers via...

Nov 21st

“It is often easier to fight for a principle than to live up...”
— Adlai Stevenson Unfortunately...

Nov 21st

themattsmith: Well, when you strip away the context it...

Nov 21st

themattsmith: Can I come over and watch? Sure?

Nov 21st

Boys are so fucking weird.

Josh is playing Modern Warfare 2 and he’s having to “shoot” an airport full of...

Nov 21st

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Geisha lessons Remember this?

Nov 21st

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danielholter: Shon Hinton (Mary J Blige, John Legend) tracking at Burst HQ Our good friend Shon...

Nov 21st

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discodazzler: Fall-En Leaves; Chill-y Eves

Nov 21st

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hoarr: Cliff Richard - Devil Woman The posting of great seventies songs continues. Here’s a song...

Nov 21st

Apparently someone snorted a percocet...

insidethebox: ~I CAN’T STOP PARTYING, PARTYING~ I knocked over a rock sculpture in my...

Nov 21st

bmichael: These sentiments likely ‘come’ from a ‘good place,’ but they also come from a ‘fucking...

Nov 21st

"This world is bullshit," says Fiona...

My original post was a knee-jerk reaction to seeing a commercial that featured a song by a band I...

Nov 20th

#3 THIS one… Rudd

Nov 20th

#2 Gosling

Nov 20th

As usual, Afghanistanbananastand’s Sexiest Man Alive...

Nov 20th

I want to be hit by a tow truck. No,...

My paper has died and gone to that happy place in the sky where papers go when they are killed by...

Nov 20th

I'm officially soliciting emails

I follow/am being followed by so many people that are outside of my normal Tumblr box, I would like...

Nov 20th

davidkendall: Now afghani, far be it for me to disagree...

Nov 20th

davidkendall: reexio: i could tell you what those knobs...

Nov 20th

via I can’t get my ducks in a row

Nov 20th

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Got my mind on Montana and Montana on my mind….

Nov 20th

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heymikewaskom: Hank Williams - I’ll Never Get Out Of This World Alive Ain’t that the truth.

Nov 20th

DONE with the Chris Dodd portion of my...

Boy, is that ever a load off.

Nov 20th

fatmanatee: Clint Eastwood hates you. and that’s...

Nov 20th

Why is angst so absent from modern...

Is it because there are no ballsy bands? Has the music business drowned any hope for real passion?...

Nov 20th

This is the way it works:

corcarpemei: I start tumbling a lot more when I know I have important things to do. Exactly....

Nov 20th

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figout: Nearly Lost You - Screaming Trees Thank you, figout!

Nov 20th

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themattsmith: Passion Pit : Sleepyhead HERE, ELECTRIC PENCILS. This is what makes my ears...

Nov 20th

Tumblr > Facebook

Obviously. I know. But Facebook gets increasingly annoying. I didn’t really use it, but then I...

Nov 20th

hahahaha... is that Passion Pit in the...

It really takes these “indie” bands about 2 days to sell out these days. Hipster...

Nov 20th

and I feel nice, like sugar and spice

Nov 20th

“I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays...”
— Jack Handy

Nov 20th

theoriginaljoefisher: Violet Voice

Nov 20th

Mariah Carey can suck it.

Nov 20th

melancholyjen: dirtywordsonadirtywall: beldenandclark: ...

Nov 20th

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: warrennotg: ...

Nov 20th

You know I got some of that. (that’s not me… I...

Nov 19th

Signing up to go to Montana for a week...

altidude: themattsmith: afghanibanani: Those of you who know me can only imagine how I feel...

Nov 19th

Signing up to go to Montana for a week...

Those of you who know me can only imagine how I feel about this.

Nov 19th

Ten Things Your Zodiac Sign Hates

Nov 19th

predictions on Project Runway winner...

inothernews:wooliebear:afghanibanani: I’m bad. I’ve missed the WHOLE SEASON. But last night I...

Nov 19th

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Night Train - Public Enemy

Nov 19th

predictions on Project Runway winner...

I’m going with Carol Hannah

Nov 19th

My friend Eileen graduated from UCLA...

I miss the days when I thought I was smart.

Nov 19th

“Reagan was all about big ideas. You could disagree with the...”
— Palin is NOT the New Reagan

Nov 19th

ayayayaya… Rick Deckard

Nov 19th

Sweet new background.

Nov 19th

Marvin Gaye

Nov 19th

WHAT?!?!

Nov 19th

“So perhaps a million Iraqis are dead now, American finances...”
— last one. Just go read it.

Nov 19th

“One of the most astonishing things about the right in...”
— more from “20 Years from...

Nov 19th

“Nor does Obama appear to have a lot of intent at...”
— 20 Yrs from Now, You Will Lie...

Nov 19th

Texas' gay marriage ban may have banned all...

Nov 19th

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My Maudlin Career - Camera Obscura

Nov 19th

Logan on Turtle Creek 11/11/09

Nov 19th

Upper Turtle Creek Road, Kerr County, Texas 11/11/09

Nov 19th

hey Nate-

I’m on my phone right now, so I can’t remedy the error, but I was all drunk ass last...

Nov 19th

An episode of Bernie Mac is on, where his son gets taken away in a hot air balloon, and a slow...

Nov 19th

Fleetwood Mac

Nov 19th

via this guy that I hope you’re all already following.

Nov 19th

www.dicktowel.com

Nov 19th

Sweet Caroline, you guys are nerds.

Nov 19th

who proposed what to who? whatwhowhat?

Nov 19th

reblog if you're tired of trying to keep...

Nov 19th

“Congress recognizes no limits on its power. It doesn’t care...”
— Kiss Your Freedoms Goodbye If...

Nov 18th

Jesse Stinson, wherever you are in the...

Nov 18th

waxandmilk: No Fergface via scotty2hotty69...

Nov 18th

I just read on forbes that astronauts...

lawful: honeyniss: fencehopping: I don’t know…seems a little low doesn’t it? From a risk vs....

Nov 18th

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Feed The Tree - Belly

Nov 18th

I need Bill Clinton to come over and fix...

Really… out of control. Bill Clinton would know what to do.

Nov 18th

danielholter:afghanibanani:lefan:danielholter:chimpmagnet: And you guys will get along famously. ...

Nov 18th

Obama?

lefan: danielholter: chimpmagnet: Huge disappointment or hugest disappointment? Hey guys,...

Nov 18th

SEC Falls Short in Financial Audit

Nov 18th

Comstock, keep your fantasy mini-mall...

Nov 18th

When it all gets to be too much, I just fantasize about my...

Nov 18th

“Sarah Palin appears to have no testable core conviction...”
— Sarah Palin’s Political...

Nov 18th

brooklynmutt: jenselk

Nov 18th

Who has 1.5 thumbs and is all registered...

You guessed it. Miss Afghanistanbananastand. I’m staring down: American Public Policy ...

Nov 17th

“Youth culture is now practically sponsored by iTunes and...”
— ME FUCKING TOO Fucking Dirty...

Nov 17th

"Garden State" grossed less than $27 million....

Nov 17th

Did Zach Braff Kill American Music?

clintisiceman:goddamnitsweetheart:jasmined: Generalizations are a treacherous business in the...

Nov 17th

I figured out why everyone is into this...

A whole room of potential lays that you don’t have to explain Tumblr to. Jenius.

Nov 17th

melancholyjen:shakingtambourine:drunkenboat:shynessisnice:sta...

Nov 17th

i'm a freak bitch, baby!

(via shiningstar) I don’t want no part of your tired-ass country club!

Nov 17th

The Guadalupe River runs directly through the center of this...

Nov 17th

Did you know there’s a mock Stonehenge in the US? This...

Nov 17th

snuh:drasko:(via loveyourchaos) This is exactly how I look...

Nov 17th

I would pay forty dollars for lipstick...

Nov 17th

bowlingalleylawyer: hmmm…. is all this bashing by the libs...

Nov 17th

“Cana’t a woman act funny, quit you for another man?...”
— “Got the Blues”...

Nov 17th

thepoliticalpartygirl: brooklynmutt: Sarah Palin on...

Nov 17th

No more fed reserve paper... no no no

I was elected captain of this team project, so thankfully I had the ability to claim my role as...

Nov 17th

absurdlakefront: notthatkindagay: the 1st pic ...

Nov 17th

are2: MZ 125 TS

Nov 17th

The best favor anyone has ever asked me.

My parttime job is at a local Tex-Mex restaurant. As one would imagine, being 3 hours from the...

Nov 17th

“But Mr. Obama, unlike his predecessors, likely knows no...”
— Wesley Pruden - racist...

Nov 17th

More Oprah Interview/"Going Rogue" Fallout

Nov 17th

ilovecharts: A little race! Let’s see if the man or...

Nov 17th

“While there is a lower class I am in it, while there is a...”
— Eugene V. Debs (via azspot) ...

Nov 17th

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Me and Bobby McGee - Roger Miller

Nov 17th

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davidkendall: Peyton Manning is the stellar quarterback of the Indianopolis Colts.  He is an...

Nov 17th

“I’m not in a race to win at life. Yeah, maybe I could...”
— Critter, stopping me in my...

Nov 17th

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Angels - Robbie Williams One of my all-time favorite pop songs

Nov 17th

8 Ways Sarah Palin Contradicted Herself on...

Nov 17th

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brooklynmutt: “everything is everything”, lauryn hill

Nov 17th

I got this in my email box from a Tumblr today. I…...

Nov 17th

Jerry Rice and Michael Irvin are having...

I’ve waited my whole life for something.

Nov 17th

Bill Belichick Is Great

Nov 17th

“Inside every woman, there’s a little Jenna Jameson.”
— Jenna Jameson HELL YEAH!

Nov 16th

Goddamn you, Sarah Palin!

She’s SO FOLKSY! What kind of magic Disney Princess hair conditioner are you using, you hot...

Nov 16th

Be still my fragile little heart

Me: Professor Henneke nominated me for the Leadership conference. Isn't that cool?
Him: Can I nominate you, too? You definitely need to go to that.
Me: No, it's just faculty nominations, but thank you.
Him: In that case I'd like to nominate you for the leadership conference.... IN MY PANTS!

Nov 16th

“I think it’s best if American presidents do what they...

Nov 16th

“We have a president of real intellectual horse power who is...”
— Syndicated columnist Mark...

Nov 16th

“I don’t know if he did it, but I condone fun things....”
— Titan Cortland Finnegan, when...

Nov 16th

I'm really happy you all have...

kbels: But I really wish you didn’t shove them down everyone’s throats. I liked my lunch, I don’t...

Nov 16th

tinpony: Denton, TX  this band. :)

Nov 16th

Illinois residents in favor of prison opening...

Nov 16th

southpol:wooliebear:thedailyfiona:aslowboattopurgatory:http:/...

Nov 16th

The Growing Connection website just gave me an idea. We are...

Nov 16th

American Science & Surplus

Nov 16th

In addition to car insurance companies lowering your premiums for safe driving, you are required to...

Nov 16th

Also, why are we not discussing a reward...

justkidney: Are you required to pay out for car insurance? Even when you don’t get into...

Nov 16th

ieatcatlitter: i like my drugs, in fact, i’ll be popping one in a minute. drugs are yum mmmk  You...

Nov 16th

Also, why are we not discussing a reward...

danielholter:afghanibanani: Yes… because America is fair, just, and our corrupt republic always...

Nov 16th

Also, why are we not discussing a reward...

If I am required to pay out for health care, I should be rewarded for not needing any.

Nov 16th

I haven't had insurance in 3 years, and...

I always opt for nonconventional medicine. Yes, I’m a nutrition, herbs, homeopathy, general...

Nov 16th

(via xdove007)

Nov 16th

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The incomprable Barney Frank, in another candid moment.

Nov 16th

Health Deform

Nov 16th

ohryankelley: The 25 Best Album Covers of the Decade...

Nov 16th

“If ever I had a woman to be jealous of, she was the...

Nov 16th

An acoustic evening with Jason Isbell And The...

Nov 16th

US to dramatically expand number of US...

via Obama’s town hall meeting in Shanghai. I’m in. Where do I sign up?

Nov 16th

Feist

Nov 16th

“Six months ago, you could have walked into a room and asked...”
— Governor Schweitzer

Nov 16th

Artificial Cinammon, No ma’am, I am not. But I was recently. Please run to the nearest show. ...

Nov 16th

What fun looks like

Nov 16th

“Always do what you are afraid to do.”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via...

Nov 16th

Note:

havefuntoday: I was unaware that marshmallows were made from the skin and bones of animals. Next...

Nov 16th

PSA: I would like to tell the mother...

Nov 16th

northerndelight: Clint Eastwood

Nov 16th

Eastwood

Nov 16th

Pro-Bowler Josh Cribbs walks with son of his...

Nov 16th

Sedlec Ossuary

Nov 16th

“Our narrow-minded attitudes and the policies that result...”
— John Perkins

Nov 16th

“In the short run, the United States needs to improve its...”
— Michael Lerner

Nov 16th

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Girls on Film - Duran Duran (live)

Nov 16th

“You guys, come here. You have to see this. You will not...”
— Professor W, on his new...

Nov 16th

Palin book "goes rogue" on the facts, too

Nov 14th

(via josepha-theodora) I’m listening to Nevada right...

Nov 14th

This is the badass I get to listen to 2x a...

Nov 14th

Billy Joe Shaver When people tell me they don’t like...

Nov 14th

“You came into this life with the only real possessions that...”
— Curtis Jackson (aka 50 Cent)...

Nov 14th

I'm still not sure exactly what happened...

But am I correct in thinking he kind of seems like a big baby now?

Nov 14th

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Sean Hannity admits that Jon Stewart was right… and that they “screwed up.”

Nov 14th

Got one.

Nov 14th

(via ilovecharts)

Nov 14th

“I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our...”
— Barack Obama on the campaign...

Nov 14th

“It will always be funny. Even 50 years from now, when...”
— Jon Stewart, on Richard Pryor

Nov 14th

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Holy crap I’ve never seen this before now. Amazing.

Nov 14th

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For The Birds This never gets old!

Nov 14th

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Colors - Donovan

Nov 14th

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shaneguiter:kapi: Your Love — The Outfield

Nov 14th

“I was always well aware of my own personal struggles, but my...”
— Ted Haggard, who has perfected...

Nov 14th

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snuh: Jeff Beck Group: I Ain’t Superstitious

Nov 14th

“People are losing their homes, their jobs, their health,...”
— Dennis Kucinich

Nov 14th

My kids are being homeschooled for...

A boy on campus is somehow getting away with having a stripper pole installed in his room, and now...

Nov 14th

inothernews: I love the juxtaposition of the H1N1 vaccine...

Nov 13th

Ladies, take note. This is how it's...

Me: Has anyone made a movie about alien life forms that are just animals
Me: I don't think so. they are either blobs or have some sort of humanoid characteristics
Me: Maybe they're all heroin junkies that don't have the money for space travel.
Me: they haven't figured out proper tax appropriations yet
Hoarr: I think aliens put us here
Hoarr: HAHAHAHA
Hoarr: We need to hang out.

Nov 13th

Roundabouts with Afghani

hoarr: *Prejean’d FTW! There are a few reasons why we don’t date, but this is the biggest...

Nov 13th

hoarr: Dude…I totally got some macaroni blues right now too, man.  Like, you should, like, drive...

Nov 13th

hoarr: afghanibanani: Maybe extraterrestrials are dinosaurs, and they don’t want to come here...

Nov 13th

Maybe extraterrestrials are dinosaurs, and they don’t want to come here because of what...

Nov 13th

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missjosied: yip yip yip yip HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT BABY YIP YIP??? Matt? I think you and Kel...

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This is another one of my favorite train wrecks, because it...

Nov 13th

(generate your own tumblrcloud) I read that as, “hate...

Nov 13th

What is this "sex" you speak of?

zombienumbersix: WHAT IS IT Yes, please tell us

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What's up you tall drink of bitch?...

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Updates from Marc, our Green Team leader...

We have successfully convinced the school to purchase trays for our grill, and eliminate the use...

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Mitt Romney

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