shiningstar: lady88:morningpaperblow:nickdrake: halle berry Oh geeze. is this even fair? No, it’s not. I’ve long since claimed that if one person gets to be this good looking, we should all get to be this good looking. I’ve also said that if there was a god, he would have made it so that good personality attributes allowed for more physical beauty, not random DNA. You could tell a liar by their acne, a racist by their cellulite, etc. On the flipside, for every book you read, a line on your face softens. For every good deed you do, you get a metabolism boost.

shiningstar:

lady88:morningpaperblow:nickdrake:

halle berry

Oh geeze.

is this even fair?

No, it’s not. I’ve long since claimed that if one person gets to be this good looking, we should all get to be this good looking.

I’ve also said that if there was a god, he would have made it so that good personality attributes allowed for more physical beauty, not random DNA. You could tell a liar by their acne, a racist by their cellulite, etc. On the flipside, for every book you read, a line on your face softens. For every good deed you do, you get a metabolism boost.

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    As long as I’m let in on the fun, I’ll let it slide… hot DAMN.
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    well well, ms. berry.
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    hyperventilation
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    decompose:nickdrake: can i look like this please?
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    That wasn’t Victoria Beckham? :O OOOOH.
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    Makes me think of that song every time.
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    … I thought that was Victoria Beckham, shit.
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    I REALLY like that outfit.
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    I have no idea how one woman can be so good looking.
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    and here I was, 75% sure I wasn’t going to masturbate today. jk…
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    my perorative here, here!
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    SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL STRIKING WOMEN. BUT HER FEATURES HAVE BEEN ENHANCED/ALTERED/BEEN CUT AND SHAPED….THIS IS NOT THE...
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    Just remember though, somewhere out there sits former MLB player David Justice, who was married to Halle Berry and...
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    She’ll be old and ugly someday…but until then….i shall feast my eyes on what is pretty much a perfect woman. Don’t let...
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    No, it’s not. I’ve long since claimed that if one person gets to be this good looking, we should all get to be this good...
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    not even a litte bit.
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    morningpaperblow:nickdrake:...is this even fair?
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    I just lost my voice!
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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
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    コレはさすがに寄せて上げすぎww
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